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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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