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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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