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Shane Ronay
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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Shane Ronay
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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Akiva Lane
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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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