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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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