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Akiva Lane
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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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Akiva Lane
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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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Akiva Lane
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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Shane Ronay
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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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