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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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