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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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How did Elon Musk feel when he landed on Mars?

He felt it was out of this world.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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