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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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