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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What is this?

A picture worth a thousand words.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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