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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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