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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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