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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Akiva Lane
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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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