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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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