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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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