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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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