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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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