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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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