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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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