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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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