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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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