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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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