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When Bill was feeling down, why did he go to the racetrack?

It made him feel bettor.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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