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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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