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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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