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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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What do tiny fish and tiny pictures have in common?

They are both called microfish.

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What was the result that friends Juan and Amal were always together?

When you saw Juan, you saw Amal.

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