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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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