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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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