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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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