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What kind of traffic tastes good with bread?

Traffic jam.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What do you call a baseball player and his Rabbi?

Batman and Rabban.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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