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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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