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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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