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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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