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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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