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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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