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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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