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Akiva Lane
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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Shane Ronay
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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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Mendy Zeiger
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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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Matt Weiss
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Akiva Lane
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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Akiva Lane
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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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