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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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How does a hippie with 2 wives count them?

One Mrs. Hippie, two Mrs. Hippie.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What was Edith's reaction to reading the book on anti-gravity?

She couldn't put it down.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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