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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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