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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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What is an appropriate reaction when Democratic Socialists win seats in Congress?

It certainly raises red flags.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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