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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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