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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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