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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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