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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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