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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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