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What do you call a trumpet made from a shoe?

A shoe horn

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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