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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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