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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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