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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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