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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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