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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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