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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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