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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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