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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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