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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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