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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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