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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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