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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Shane Ronay
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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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