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Shane Ronay
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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Akiva Lane
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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Akiva Lane
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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Akiva Lane
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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Akiva Lane
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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Akiva Lane
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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Akiva Lane
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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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