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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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