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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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