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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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