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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Matt Weiss
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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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Shane Ronay
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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Matt Weiss
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A black board.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a braking system on a vehicle transporting coffee called?

Coffee brakes.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Akiva Lane
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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Akiva Lane
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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Shane Ronay
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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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