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What do you call someone who is perspiring a lot in a sweater?

A sweater in a sweater.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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