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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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