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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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