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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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