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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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