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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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