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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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