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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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