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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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C to shining C

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What can we learn from the fact that the US will no longer be making pennies?

That it no longer has common cents.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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