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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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