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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What does it mean when there are 2 lions in the middle of the road?

It means that cars shouldn't pass each other.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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