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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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