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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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