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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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