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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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