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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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It's a lap top.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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