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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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