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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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