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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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