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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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