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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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