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What do all these people have in common?

They're having a ball.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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