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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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