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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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Akiva Lane
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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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