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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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