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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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