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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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