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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Shane Ronay
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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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