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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What happened with Fred by mistake gave his wife glue stick instead of chapstick?

Now she's not talking to him.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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