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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How does someone feel after they eat peas?

They feel peas-ful.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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