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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Yehuda Lane
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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Akiva Lane
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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Akiva Weiss
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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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