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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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