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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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