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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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