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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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