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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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