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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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