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Akiva Lane
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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Akiva Lane
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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Shaya Dubin
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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Abe Kiss
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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Akiva Lane
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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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