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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Shane Ronay
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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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