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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Akiva Lane
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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Akiva Lane
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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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