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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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