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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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