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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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