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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why did the wealthy man donate a lake of legos in the park for kids to play with?

It was his lego sea.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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