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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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