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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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