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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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