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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Shane Ronay
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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Akiva Lane
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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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