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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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