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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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