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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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