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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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