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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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