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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Shane Ronay
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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did the kleptomaniac go to the doctor?

He wanted to know what he could take for his condition.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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