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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What do you call a factory that makes OK products?

A satis factory.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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