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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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What do you call having a talent for making fun of others?

Special Tease

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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