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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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