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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Akiva Lane
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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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