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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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