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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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A tripod.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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