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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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