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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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