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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Shane Ronay
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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Akiva Lane
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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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