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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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When things are ironic, do they become funny?

No, they're steel not funny.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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