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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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What is a very good thing about Switzerland?

Their flag is a big plus.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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