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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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