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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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