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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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