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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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