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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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