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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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