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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why is this food dish considered so valuable?

It's 24 carrots cold.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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