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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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