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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What involves running, but can take place in just the kitchen?

Running out of food.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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