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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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