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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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