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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why did Fred stop being an accountant?

He started hearing invoices.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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