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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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