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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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