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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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