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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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