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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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