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Why is Elon Musk sitting alone in a classroom?

Because he's in a class all by himself.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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