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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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