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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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