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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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