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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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