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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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