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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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