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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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