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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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