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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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