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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Akiva Lane
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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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