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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Shane Ronay
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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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