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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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How was the rabbit rewarded for keeping mice out of the garden?

With an increase in celery.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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