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Shane Ronay
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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Akiva Lane
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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Shane Ronay
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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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