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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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