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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What is the relationship between the word GREATEST and the left hand?

All the letters are typed with the left hand.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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