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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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