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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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