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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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