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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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