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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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