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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why did Mrs. Jones put the steaks in the freezer higher than the kids could reach?

Because the steaks were high.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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