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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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