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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Rock and roll.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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