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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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