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Akiva Lane
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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Akiva Lane
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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What can you say about a book describing the Basement Museum?

It's a best celler.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Dovid Lane
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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Akiva Lane
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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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