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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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