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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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