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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Mendy Zeiger
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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