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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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