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What kind of ships requires at least 2 people to navigate?

A relationship and a friendship.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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