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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Shane Ronay
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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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