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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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