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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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