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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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