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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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