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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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