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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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