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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is KO the opposite of OK?

When we're not feeling OK, we feel Knocked Out.

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Akiva Lane
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What is something you can take when you are tired?

A nap.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Shane Ronay
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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Akiva Lane
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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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