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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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