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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What is an excellent peace between two countries called?

A masterpeace.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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