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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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